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The battle against Chang
Haley: (accidentally tells Jake's plan) Oh look, azaleas are in bloom.
Lao Shi: PRANK?!
Sun: Jake ditched his American Dragon duties on purpose?
Lao Shi: (shouting in Chinese) Ihya asamiowa! Of all the immature self-serving...
Haley: HEY! When was the last time either of you were the American Dragon?! (Lao Shi and Sun look shocked) Well as the little troll girl currently filling the position, let me tell you its stinkin hard! I can't imagine it doing it 2 more days, let alone 2 more years. And to think about everything Jake's gone through: he's had to save magical creatures on a daily basis, lie to his own dad about who he is, say good-bye to the girl he loved, all to protect a mystical world that nobody knows about! He may be the American Dragon, but he's also a 14 year old kid who just wanted a couple days off. If that makes him immature, fine. But self-serving? With all due respect to both of you... STEP OFF! (Sun and Lao Shi are speechless) Heh, I crossed the line with that step off part didn't I?
Lao Shi: Sun, you and Haley track down Chang and rescue Jake.
Sun: But Lao Shi, what about you?
Lao Shi: I have something to take care of.
(scene cuts Jake being held hostage in a chain with sphinx hair by Chang)
(Bananas B pours Hydra Scales in the fire)
Jake Long: (struggles with chains) Yo Chang, nothing personal, but I kinda got someplace to be. So if you don't mind...
Chang: SILENCE! These chains are reinforced with sphinx hair, rendering you powerless. In the mean time the chi of the American Dragon is mine.
(Chang takes out Jake's chi and she throws it in to the fire)
Bananas B: Yo, Changetty-Chang. (gives Chang the Phoenix Feather) Say dem magic words.
Chang: (goes to the fire) And with the drop of a Phoenix Feather: The Dragon of Darkness shall rise from the ashes. (drops the Phoenix Feather in the fire and nothing happens)
Jake: Okay, not a bad show. But the ending isn't really living up to the hype. Can I go now?
Chang: SILENCE! Why didn't the spell work? Wait... Jake's chi should have taken dragon form.
Bananas B: What are you sayin' den? He's not a dragon? 'Cause that would mean...
Haley Long: That you answer to me! Ya heard.
(Sun Park breaths fire at Chang and Haley frees Jake)
Jake: Haley? Ughh... What happened to your face?
Haley: (shows her troll face)
Jake: (hears his phone) Never mind cover me for a sec.
Haley: It's what I do. HIYA!
Trixie: (on the phone) Yo Jakey, where are you? Graduation's about to start and Danica's been asking about you.
Jake: (on the phone) Running a little late, but hey it's what I do. You and Spud cool to...
Trixie: Cover for you? Hey baby, it's what we do. (hangs up) Heyy yo stop the music! (steps up to the podium) Give a warm welcome to Arthur Spudinski and his...um...comedy stylings.
Spud: (pulled onstage) Waaah. Umm...oh...hi. (make fart noises with his armpit & starts playing a tune)
(scene cuts back to the battle)
Chang: Sun Park? I thought you were all about peace and love.
Sun Park: And what I'd really love is to give you a peace of THIS! (tries to hit Chang, but Chang grabs her tail and throws her) Woah!
(Sun gets thrown and its a rock and gets knocked out)
Jake and Haley: Sun!
Chang: So, I'm thinking Jake Long is no longer the American Dragon. And since his little sister is next in line that would mean you've got something I want.
Jake: Leave her alone, Chang!
(Chang knocks Jake out of the way)
Chang: Pathetic human. Who are you to tell me what to do?
(Lao Shi arrives with the dragon chi)
Lao Shi: His name is Jake Long! And he is the American Dragon! Hiya! (throws the dragon chi at Jake and he transforms into the American Dragon)
Jake: My dragon chi. But Gramps, how did you...
Lao Shi: An early graduation gift from the Dragon Council. You've earned it.
Chang: How very touching? Unfortunately that chi is mine! (fires a magenta claw beam and tries to get the chi, but Jake blasts it with his fire)
(Bananas B goes to the giant machine to hit Jake with the giant hook)
Bananas B: Don't worry, Chang. I'll save ya. (pulls the levers on in the machine)
Haley: Not today, Monkey! Haa! (jumps on Bananas B)
Bananas B: Outta my way, you Bugly Troll Girl!
(the machine hits the cliff edge and rocks fall on Chang)
Lao Shi: Jake! Look out!
(the giant hook scratches Jake's arm)
Haley: Hiya!! (Haley kicks Bananas B off the machine)
Jake: You know what Chang? Being the American Dragon, kinda rocks. Oh and speaking of rocks...
Chang: (sees the rocks falling) What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Chang and Bananas B run inside a cave and the rocks trap them)
The Dark Dragon Returns
Lao Shi: Come young dragon, we have a graduation to attend.
(Jake, Sun, Lao Shi, and Haley transform into dragons and fly off)
Jake: So there you have it; the week that I wasn't the American Dragon. That night at graduation I got to thinking. Being human was a wake up call. (Jake remembers the time when he battled the Guardian Serpent, the Moss Monster, 88 and 89, rescuing Fu from falling, and opens locker with dragon claw) Sure there had been some tough times, but having magical powers has kinda rocked. And not just in a saving the people I care about kind of way but in a cool everyday kind of way too. I mean, don't get me wrong; having a secret, double life is always going to be a balancing act. (Rotwood gives Spud, Trixie, and Jake there rewards) But with the help of my friends and family...
(Susan, Johnathan, and Haley Long, Lao Shi, Sun Park, and Fu Dog cheering for Jake)
Johnathan Long: Way to go Jakers!
Jake: I know I can totally face anything life throws at me. (Jake and his friends throw there hats in the air)
(Jake's dragon blood on the hook drips onto the ashes and the ground opens with the Dark Dragon rising)
Dark Dragon: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOR!
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